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10 AUG 2026 · FLAT · Events

Expert Realism night, Friday

Friday we're running Expert Realism on the Campaign box until it stops being fun or the sun comes up, whichever's first.

Realism means no glows on your teammates through walls. Expert means the tank hits like a truck and the witch is never startled — she's furious. Put those together and you get a night that punishes rushing harder than any rule we could write.

Bring a mic. Bring somebody who can revive under pressure. Signups are on the calendar; eleven so far, which is enough for two teams and a couple of people who'll pretend they didn't sleep in.